theladymoon's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 30% Politically Correct!)

Started : 31st December 2005 10:57:34 PM

Ended : 01st January 2006 02:33:44 PM

Alco Money! : $ 432

Guests of Honour

mimine is a neurotic Taoist and is as anti-alcohol as they come.

mimine decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.

theladymoon is a compulsive Buddhist.

theladymoon drank 19 Ciders.

rose_mina is a jovial Atheist.

rose_mina drank 4 Aftershocks, 3 Red Wines.

aurontidus is a dejected Agnostic and is as anti-alcohol as they come.

aurontidus drank 2 Vodkas, 17 Aftershocks.

alice_montrose is a detestable Hindu and an all around space cadet who's mind has been destroyed by beer over the years who was voted the 'Most Boring Wench This Side of Suicide' in 2005.

alice_montrose drank 17 Brandys.

lilt_rill is a boring Atheist and a real lightweight when it comes to drinking.

lilt_rill drank 5 Vodkas, 2 Ales.

dsm1980 is a bitter Fundementalist Christian and a tubthumping lunatic who consistently mumbles profanities into the ears of old biddies on long haul flights.

dsm1980 decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.

dmnutv_archer is a rosy Atheist.

dmnutv_archer drank 14 Lagers.

_nodrama101_ is a rosy Muslim.

_nodrama101_ drank 7 Absinthes, 4 Stouts.

necynae is a repulsive Muslim who shits everywhere just for attention.

necynae drank 11 Pilsners, 1 Poteen.

fuyugurei is a compulsive Liberal Christian and a newbie drinker.

fuyugurei drank 2 Pernods.

kawaiigato is an animated Hindu and a usual visitor to the A&E department on a Saturday night.

kawaiigato drank 10 Tequilas, 1 Hot Toddy, 1 Everclear.

li_si is a downhearted Atheist.

li_si drank 7 Brandys, 1 Bloody Mary.

Sick!

theladymoon, rose_mina, aurontidus, alice_montrose, lilt_rill, dmnutv_archer, _nodrama101_, kawaiigato are in contention of winning "Best Group of Barfers" at the annual "Karen Carpenter Memorial Awards" in Paris.

Fights

'Usually in this situation I would say to you li_si that God loves you. But I know for a fact he doesn't' remarked dsm1980. 'That's not what his ma said last night when I was in between her legs!' replied the ever wise li_si

Lovers

It was to everyones surprise that by the end of the evening mimine and aurontidus were kissing the face off each other like two deranged love hounds.

The Drunkest

According to the AA's best estimates it will be 6 months before theladymoon is sober enough to drive again.

Random Events

aurontidus declared their undieing love for dmnutv_archer before proceeding to nibble their earlobes tenderly.

necynae was arrested for screaming "Hot Sushi Yon Kebab!" at a war veteran
who happened to be hobbling past the house at the time.

dmnutv_archer began a lively debate about the work of shakespare with a door before falling unconscious in a heap
of their own shit.

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